She told me that every guy had a picture of himself, posing with a fish. Assuming myself an exception to the rule, obviously, I scrolled through my pics. Sure enough, there was a photo of me posing with a fish.
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Shopping sober
Living on a steady flow of high-octane ethyl alcohol for half of my life, my digestive system adapted to process drag racing fuel, not the nutritive pyramid of the four basic food groups.
All the tiny bottles
A bartender once told me that there were exactly nine drops left in every “empty” liquor bottle. I don’t doubt the accuracy of that statement. I’m sure that the brilliant mind responsible for this revelation was undoubtedly a drunk in the process of reluctantly drying out.
Andrew Tomacelli 